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Lost in Time Music Jokes

Ancient, creativity, culture, Curiosity, Entertainment, Exploration, Forgotten, Genres, History, imagination, jokes, Lost, lost information, Music, Mysteries, Nostalgia, past, speculation, Stories, Time, Variety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mines Excavated:	1112	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

join our minecraft server and uncover the lost secrets of time!!! we have music that will make your ears bleed in the best way possible!!! our stories will make you question reality and our jokes will have you laughing until you pee your pants!!! we have so many genres, you won’t even know what hit you!!! come join us and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!!!

BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

adoption, Apology, Appearance, BlockBrawl, body image, Boundaries, bullying, classmates, Confidence, Conflict, defending myself, family, Insecurity, insults, jokes, Minecraft, Mother, sarcasm, self defense, self esteem, Server, teasing, Tension

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we encourage epic comebacks and savage roasts! Just like the time when a player insulted another player’s mom, only to find out he was actually adopted! Talk about a plot twist! Join us for a hilarious and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy drama will unfold next? Don’t be a noob, join our server now and bring your best insults with you!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	714

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Votes:	825	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

Lost Thread Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, Land, LAUGHING, Laughter, Lost, meme, memes, Online Community, shareable, social media, Thread, trending, viral, ylyl, you just lost edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! It’s like, the ultimate place to hang out and build stuff in Minecraft. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right.

Not only that, but the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand. And the community? It’s like a bunch of crazy monkeys on caffeine, but in a good way. You’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes on here.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2988
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	2157	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, Celibacy, funny, humor, jokes, Milestones, Minecraft, personal choices, pop culture, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, staying single, Stereotypes, turning 30, turning 40, Virgin, VirginCraft, wizard

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, reaching 40 as a virgin means you become a super wizard with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine shooting fireballs from your hands and summoning dragons to do your bidding. Join us and embrace your inner wizard before it’s too late! Who needs a love life when you can have magical powers instead?

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween theme, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, watch party, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

anatomy, animal characteristics, animal kingdom, animal noses, Animals, biggest noses, comparison, Features, Mammals, Minecraft, Nature, nose diversity, nose shape, nose size, nose size comparison, nose structure, nose variations, Nosey, physical traits, Players, SIZE, smp, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

Accountability, anticipation, Awareness, come, consequences, consequences of actions, day of reckoning, do not forget, fate, forget, future consequences, Inevitable, judgment, mindfulness, Minecraft, Preparation, realization, Reflection, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew

covers, CREW, Eden, Hakui Koyori, HakuiKoyori, hololive, Hololive 6th Generation, HoloX, kazama Iroha, kazamairoha, La+ Darknesss, LaplusDarknesss, LaplusDarknesss_hololive, Minecraft, original songs, Sakamata Chloe, SakamataChloe, smp, Takane Lui, TakaneLui, twitch, twitter, VIBE, virtual, youtube channels

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to become the rightful rulers of Eden, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause mayhem wherever you go.

Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.

But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, Aki, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, fan theories, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Fumiko, Horror, Kiga theory, Makima, man, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, power, Server, shonen jump, speculation, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Fumiko is Kiga theory!

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, Captivating, chilling, crime, Dangerous, Dark, detective, Experience, Gripping, hidden, hot, INTENSE, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 692646645, page-turner, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Unpredictable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	1442	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more pranks than a middle school sleepover, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.

Hnnnng Minecraft Server

DEPLOYS STEAM, frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hnnnng, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, tttttttttttttttttttttt

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Pine Tree SMP – Trump’s White House Adventure

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Adventure, arizona, Atlanta, aurora, California, coachella, colorado, Donald J Trump, georgia, God Bless the USA, House, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Nevada, Oaks, Pennsylvania, PINE, Prescott, president trump, reading, RENO, Rumble, smp, team trump, Tree, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White, White House 45

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	92417	Ores Mined:	1303
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	1923	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand! Build walls, make deals, and tweet your way to victory just like the man himself. Our server is so huge, it’s like the biggest crowd you’ve ever seen at a Trump rally. Don’t believe us? Check out our archived links for proof that we’re the real deal. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #MAGA #BuildTheWall #Trump2024

Mine Rich Americans Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become as rich as an American! We have diamond blocks for days and you can swim in pools of emeralds like Scrooge McDuck. Our players are so wealthy, they have pet dragons that breathe gold coins. Join us and live the high life in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – Mahjong General

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can show off your mahjong skills while building epic structures? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.