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Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, Defense, escalation, Global, Houthis, international relations, Israel, JokermanIntel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, twitter, update

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

NotThatBad Minecraft Server

exaggeration, Minecraft, misconceptions, misconstrued, misrepresented, misunderstood, Myths, notsobad, notsogood, notsoworse, notsoworst, NotThatBad, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Server, Stereotypes, underestimated, Underrated

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	231	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

This Minecraft server! Trust us, it’s not as bad as your mom’s cooking. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ViceCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, collaboration, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, Government, leadership, policy, political party, Politics, presidential race, qualifications, running mate, strategy, teamwork, vice president, vice presidential nominee, ViceCraft2020, Voting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.

And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

KimJongCraft

aerial threat, border conflict, cross-border relations, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign policy, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, military escalation, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, political tension, presidential compound, Propaganda, propaganda warfare, security breach, south korea, trash balloon

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ores Mined:	7661	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

yOu gOtta jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR bEcAuSe wE gOt aN ePiC wAr gOiNg oN bEtWeEn tHe eAsT cOaSt aNd tHe wEsT cOaSt. yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR bAsE oN tHe oCeAn aNd sWaShbUcKlE yOuR wAy tO vIcToRy! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeSt tO fInD tHe lOsT tReAsUrE oF cApTaIn bLoCkBeArD. jOiN nOw fOr aN eXpLoSiVeLy fUn tImE!

Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	13886
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	165	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Votes:	5509
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!