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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 977 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
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