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SisCraft Drama: No Maid of Honor!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience all the chaos and betrayal of a dysfunctional family dynamic, but with blocks and creepers!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can reenact all those awkward family moments in the virtual world. From passive-aggressive comments during build battles to sabotaging each other’s creations, the possibilities are endless.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise wedding speech from your in-game sister, complete with cringeworthy jokes and public humiliation. Who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues in Minecraft?

So join us now and let the drama unfold! Who needs peace when you can have chaos?

FacePantsCraft

Boundaries, boxer briefs, Boyfriend, Communication, creepy, face, FacePantsCraft, funny, gift, gift giving, humor, JOKE, personalized, PHOTO, possessive, relationship, serial killer, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear, weird

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

GF Babysit DramaCraft

acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

IdolCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Stars!

#youtube, Attention, confirmation, controversy, CREEPERS, defamation, expose, false accusations, FIRED, idol corp, IdolCraft, injustice, kyoresu, proof, real, scandal, scandalous behavior, Slander, social media, Stars, truth revealed, video evidence, viral, Whistleblower

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a K-pop scandal!

Join now to uncover the truth behind kyoresu’s wrongful termination from Idol Corp. It turns out it was all a big conspiracy to bring her down!

Watch the shocking video evidence for yourself here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and crazy Minecraft community. Who knows what other scandals and secrets are waiting to be uncovered? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CheevoChampionCraft: Get All The Achievements!

accomplishment, Achievements, Challenges, CheevoChampionCraft, completionist, Dedication, Game, Gaming, goals, motivation, new content, perfect games, perseverance, progress, replay value, satisfaction, skill, Steam, update

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine this: you spend hours grinding away to get all the achievements in a game. You finally do it, you’re on top of the world. But then, disaster strikes. You accidentally delete the game. Oh no! But fear not, my friend. Two months later, the game gets an update that adds new achievements. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Join our server and never miss out on those sweet, sweet achievements again. Plus, who doesn’t want to avoid having -1 perfect games on Steam? Don’t be that person. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Godmode Activated: DivineCraft

1. God’s purpose, 10. Heaven and Hell, 11. Complexity of God, 12. Lab rat experiments, 13. Creator’s intentions, 14. Pass on genes, 15. Family values, 16. Infinite universes, 17. Deity’s existence, 18. Understanding God, 19. New information, 2. Omniscient deity, 20. Making sense of existence., 3. Multiverse simulation, 4. Existence of God, 5. Purpose of life, 6. Omniscience, 7. Universe simulation, 8. Deity’s purpose, 9. Afterlife, activated, DivineCraft, godmode

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where a god exists, but not just any god – a god who is basically running a crazy experiment on us all. It’s like we’re all just characters in his wild simulation, and he’s just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold.

But here’s the kicker – this god is omniscient, so he already knows how everything is going to play out. Talk about a waste of time, right? So why bother with all this universe stuff? Maybe he’s just bored and needed some entertainment.

Join our server and explore the mysteries of this god’s multiverse simulation. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a universe where pigs can fly or diamonds rain from the sky. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of this crazy experiment. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally uncover the purpose of it all. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos and Creativity Collide! #1453

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending journey. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael in action.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a target extraction mission involving someone named Heathcliff? Who knows what kind of craziness will unfold!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. And don’t forget to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam for the full experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with EGOs, Sinners, and general chaos. It’s gonna be a blast! See you there, if you dare! 😂🔥🎮

SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

BELIEF, Believer, body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Individuality, REIGNS, Saggy, SaggyCraft, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, STRONG, Superiority, SUPREME, UNIQUENESS

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

Blocky Box of Madness

Abnormal, adaptation, airing, Anime, blocky, Box, Characters, Context, episode, Fiction, genre, madness, Manga, Medaka Box, Monogatari, Nisio Isin, Popularity, series, shonen jump, speculation, Storyline, two seasons, Writer

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

#petloss, #PrimeMinister, #RIPNala, Animals, cat, Condolences, death, Feline, Fiasco, finland, Finlands, FINNISH, Government, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mourning, nala, News, PMs, Politics, Prayers, RIP, Sadness, Server, Tragedy, Tribute

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, ai, Clips, CREEPERS, Educational, fear, LIA, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, Tread, twitch, twitter, vedal, VT, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

3DS port, A Link Between Worlds, action, Adventure, dad works at Nintendo, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, handheld console, Kid Icarus, Link, next release, Nintendo, Overrated, pixelated, Puns, remake, rumor, Sequel, Servers, source, speculation, video games, Zelda

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magic Items Found:	5307
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Zombie Dances:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	4362
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8285	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3027	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2458	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	236	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7848

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