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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!
Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

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JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious
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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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DadJokeDramaCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!
Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

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LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Dog Ate My Blocks
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so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.
and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

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HubbyCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of traditional households and ready to embrace your inner geek? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where jokes are taken to the extreme and gender roles are thrown out the window.
Imagine a server where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s the wife, the husband, or even the pregnant husband! Embrace your unique sense of humor and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and acceptance.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life, especially when it comes to in-jokes with your significant other. Stand your ground and be a part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity.
So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that being different is what makes us special. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pregnant husband of your own to share jokes with!

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HolyTrinitySMP
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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?
So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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JokeCraft: Laugh or Ban
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Are you tired of telling lame jokes that make everyone cringe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Joke Recovery Zone” where you can redeem yourself and make everyone laugh hysterically!
Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!

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SisterSlayinSilenceMC
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Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

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