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  • House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

    House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7275
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4716 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

    But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

    Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

    Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

    BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3413
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 6020
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8419
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BanEvader Minecraft Server

    BanEvader Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6346
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Potions Brewed: 63
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LivingRoomLonerNoMore

    LivingRoomLonerNoMore
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7660
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 268 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 183 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Crops Grown: 9884
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

    Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

    RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9817
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4056
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellCraft LoveFunk

    SmellCraft LoveFunk
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 152
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftLaneLunatics

    LeftLaneLunatics
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4866
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 461
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Towns Built: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

    Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3267
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8326 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 2867
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5562
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

    Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

    Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

    Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

    So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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