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PrisonBreakCraft

Conflict, eastern europe, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner exchange, prisoner release, prisoners, prisoners of war, Release, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	251
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Emeralds Found:	3963
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

CymaticCraft: 2D Fun in a 3D World

2D version, 3D reality, audiovisual art, Cymatic patterns, CymaticCraft, frequency visualization, Fun, geometric shapes, greater complexities, harmonic frequencies, intricate designs., intricate patterns, multidimensional reality, Music Visualization, natural formations, resonance patterns, scientific phenomena, sound visualization, vibrational energy, visual representation, wave interference, wave patterns, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of diamonds. And, get this, the creepers were actually friendly and gave out free hugs! Can you believe it?! Plus, the cymatic patterns on this server are off the charts, man. It’s like tripping on mushrooms without actually eating any mushrooms, ya feel me? So, come join us and experience the mind-blowing 2D version of reality in 3D. It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

BrainCrafters: Postmortem vs. Living

Brain, brain disorders, BrainCrafters, Diagnostics, Differences, Enhancements, Factors, inflammation, Levels, Living, living brain tissues, living samples, parkinsons, Postmortem, postmortem brain tissues, postmortem samples, researchers, RNA, RNA editing, samples, tissues, treatments, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got RNA editing in postmortem and living brain tissues, like, whoa. And, get this, the postmortem samples have higher levels because of inflammation, like, mind blown, right? Join this server and, like, understand these crazy differences, man. It’s gonna, like, enhance diagnostics and treatments for brain disorders like Parkinson’s, like, who even knew, right? So, like, join now and, like, let’s get brainy together, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

4chanFear Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanFear, Anonymity, cyber threats, cyberbullying, digital security, fear, forum, internet regulations, internet safety, jannies, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, online censorship, Online Community, online harassment, online privacy, Robots, Server, Shut down, threatening posts, trolling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7743
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the jannies are constantly on edge about getting shut down by the feds for some crazy 4chan shenanigans? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our jannies are fearless warriors who laugh in the face of danger and will never let a little FBI threat get in the way of some good old block-building fun.

Join us for epic adventures where robots come to life and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might just be undercover agents trying to take down our server. But fear not, our community is strong and we will band together to protect our virtual home from any and all threats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems and you never know what crazy antics will unfold next. See you in the game, brave adventurer!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, BlockyBanter, Conversations, digital communication, discussion, forum, image sharing, imageboard, IndiaChan, Indian forum, Indian imageboard, Indian users, internet culture, long tail tags, message board, Minecraft, No. 199221280, Online Community, Posts, Server, Threads

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers. The player was so amazed by this unexpected discovery that they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with giant chickens and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true for all you animal lovers out there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest mistake, Decision making, hindsight, learn from mistakes, life choices, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life regrets, Minecraft, moving forward, overcoming failure, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2985
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

Forget about your real-life mistakes, because on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! From building giant statues of Steve riding a chicken to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even become the legendary player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommons

common, commonly encountered, commonly experienced, commonly seen, CraftyCommons, everyday occurrence, frequently observed, frequently occurring, frequently underestimated, Misconception, not uncommon, often overlooked, Overlooked, prevalence, prevalent, realization, ubiquitous, Underappreciated, underestimated, widely present, widespread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	157
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of insanity! We have more exploding chickens than you can shake a diamond sword at. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

FrenchieCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-far right, Coalition, coalition building, collaboration, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, France, French politics, FrenchieCraft, Government, Minecraft, movement, opposition, political parties, progressive, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Potions Brewed:	185
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the french parties are building an anti-far right front but with a twist – instead of boring politics, we’re building epic castles and battling giant creepers! imagine marine le pen trying to build a redstone contraption – hilarious! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about real life drama. join now for a wild ride of building, battling, and banter!

BombCraft: Indian Boom

Advanced weaponry, BombCraft, boom, Defense, defense innovation, explosive, explosive power, high explosive, India, Indian, Indian defense, Indian innovation, Indian military, military power, military technology, national security, non-nuclear bomb, powerful bomb, strategic defense, technology development, Tnt, WARFARE, weapons development.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to blow stuff up in Minecraft like never before? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even India is jealous of our bomb-making skills. We have bombs that are 2x more lethal than TNT, so you can blow up your enemies in style.

Join our server and become the ultimate bomb master. Create chaos, destruction, and mayhem like never before. Trust us, once you start blowing stuff up, you’ll never want to stop. Plus, who needs nuclear bombs when you have our non-nuclear bombs that pack a serious punch?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start causing some explosive mayhem. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they’ve got nothing on our bombs! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!