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Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	8329
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	9318
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4575	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	6666
Ores Mined:	8356	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8858
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	4223
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3202	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Towns Built:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).