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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

art, cultural events, cultural experiences, cultural heritage, cultural moments, culture, culture moment, European culture, History, Minecraft, moment, Poland, Polish, Polish art, polish cuisine, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish language, Polish music, Polish traditions, smp, Traditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9401	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6725	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	146
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3678	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	61
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5831	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crops Grown:	1372	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK