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  • No Hate Minecraft SMP

    No Hate Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2628
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8542 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Safe Poland Minecraft Server

    Safe Poland Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2173
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 68 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    Region of the Country Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4676
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 221
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Animals Bred: 61 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

    But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

    Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

    Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9428
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8564 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2271 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4169
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5402 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

    Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

    Space Shuttle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Villages Defended: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Animals Bred: 164 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

    Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

    Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6054
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Crops Grown: 7379
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 244
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Zombie Dances: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

    And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4358
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

    At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

    Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

    • Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

    We will always welcome new players ^^

    capitalypse.net

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  • Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

    Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3279
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 6841
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

    Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

    The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 887
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

    Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

    In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

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