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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Fork That Minecraft SMP

Amused, banter, CHEEKY, double entendre, flirtatious, Fork, funny, heheheh, humor, innuendo, JOKE, joking, LAUGHING, Minecraft, Mischievous, Naughty, playful, sarcasm, smp, Suggestive, teasing, WIT

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some sick beats.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and prepare to battle it out with your friends in epic jousting matches. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (because who doesn’t need more feathers, am I right?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a top-secret quest where you can hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon and challenge it to a game of chess. Rumor has it that the dragon is a grandmaster at chess and has never been defeated. Will you be the one to finally take down the mighty beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. I would fork that, heheheh.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, Epic, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, lmao, meme, Minecraft, online anonymity, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, lighthearted, Minecraft, Observation, obsidian, sarcasm, smp, True, WIT, Witty, witty remark

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

amusing, animal, ass, Bunny, bunny ass, cute, Entertainment, Fluffy, funny, funny moment, funny quote, funny video, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, JOKE, LAUGH, meme, Minecraft, Server, Tail, viral, who wants

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

The Secret Mine by CraftyPlayer – Minecraft SMP

71219074, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, CraftyPlayer, digital communication, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, no, online forum, Random, secret, smp, social media, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Animals Bred:	189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

2 Years Breaks Up Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, breaks, Breakup, Cheating, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, Deception, emotional manipulation, forgiveness, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, International relationships, JOKE, Lies, love, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationship, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Years

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of being banned from servers for ridiculous reasons like accidentally breaking a block or saying “lol” too many times in chat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos as we navigate through the treacherous waters of friendship and betrayal. Rumor has it that our admin once broke up with a player for two whole years over a joke, only to come back like nothing happened. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles and quadrangles that happen on the daily.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its insane competitions where players have to prove their worth in challenges like building the tallest tower out of nothing but dirt blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Can women in your country compete with ours? Join us and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7390
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4584	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mines Excavated:	2061
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8594
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	174	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

play.hypecity.ro

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Votes:	996	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6563
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ores Mined:	2237
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4233
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6421	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Votes:	4958	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Astral Projections Made:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ores Mined:	2612	Buildings Constructed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES