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Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

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No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

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Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

Audience, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comedy routine, Comedy Show, dumb, dumber, Entertainment, entertainment event, entertainment industry, funny, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Server, silly, stand up comedy, who’s dumber, Whos

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

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> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

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LeL Minecraft SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, internet culture, JOKE, laugh out loud, LAUGHING, lel, meme, Minecraft, rofl, satire, smp, social media, viral, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

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MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

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Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

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IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

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PepBox

PvP

PepBox is a cool server where you can mine and pvp. PepBox has many different mines you can mine from. PepBox also has a pvp/building area. PepBox also has many different crates you can open! Come join!

pepbox.minehut.gg

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ThunderLands

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

global lifesteal smp with family friendly community our server has java support but we are planning to ad bedrock support too

play.thunderlands.xyz

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🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

bedrock, Community, Custom, Customfish, Customfishing, Customitems, Custommining, Dungeon, Dungeons, Economy, Enhanced, Enhancedsurvival, Enhancedvanilla, Fishing, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Gems, java, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Mcserver, Mcsmp, Minecraft, Minecraftbedrock, Minecraftjava, Minecraftpe, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, multiplayer, new, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, smp, Surivival, Survival

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

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Server Features:

Extensive Dungeons

We offer dungeons where you can grind through anytime you want! Follow a story line and level up to access new dungeons. Each dungeon has unique mobs, dungeon keys, and custom loot to gain! Either grind survival, or grind our extensive dungeons!

Enhanced Mining

Find fossils, special gems, or other mysterious loot from mining! You can mine for hours and still discover new content and become rich! Also enchant your pickaxe with special abilities.

Jobs & Quests

Another way to make money on our server is by doing jobs or quests. Work a job to earn money or do daily quests. Jobs also offer a skill tree to get premium items. Quests also offer a great way to get free crate keys.

Fishing Events

This server offers fishing events that happen from time to time. This includes various fishing contests like catching the most fish, catching the largest fish, or earning the most EXP. We also offer an extensive fishing system with deliveries, custom fish, totems, and more!

Smithy System

Forget normal ol’ boring netherite armor. How about build a custom Smithy set! Get enough blocks to craft special armor like Dragon, Solar, Corrupt, Steampunk, or Conduit armor / tools! Step it further and attempt our Forager quests that have challenging quests but give some of the best possible armor in the game!

Daily End Bosses

We have daily bosses that spawn in the end! Fight the boss and other players to gain gems for special loot like pets, disguises, keys, and so much more!

300+ Custom Items

Our server offers over 300 custom items to gain! This means all kinds of fun items that are unique to our server like an upgradeable tool, quality of life enhancements, elevator blocks, lava sponges, and so much more!

CubeCadia is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, forge alliances, and make lifelong friendships. And with crossplay support, you can explore CubeCadia with friends across different platforms!

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19.x – 1.20.2

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Discord Server: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

cubecadia.net

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Earth Civilizations SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

66.248.196.166

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Lostshard

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

IP: lostshard.club

MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

lostshard.club

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LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

crossplay, Factions, Network, PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

play.lokocraft.net

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FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

fearbox.minehut.gg

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Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

46.250.234.25:25568

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🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

Battles, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Dungeons, Jobs, mmorpg, Mystery, Npcs, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish

Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

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BETA FEB 2024

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We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

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Flashbang s Roleplay

Roleplay

RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

virusucorona.aternos.me:33317

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