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FeatureMeMinecraftSMP

attention-grabbing, attractiveness, best body feature, body positivity, FeatureMeMinecraftSMP, personal attributes, physical appearance, physical attributes, physical beauty, positive traits, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, unique qualities

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have the most lit community ever, like everyone is always cracking jokes and building crazy stuff. And get this, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have, they’re like wizards or something. They can make anything happen, like one time they turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was so random but also totally awesome.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally off the walls and full of surprises, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, you might even get to show off your best body feature and get all the attention you deserve. It’s like a virtual beauty pageant, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NostalgicCraft: 90s Gamer’s Paradise

1990s computer games, 90s, 90s gaming, 90s kids, childhood memories, classic games, Computer Gaming, favorite games, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming influence, gaming nostalgia, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old school games, Paradise, PC Gaming, retro gaming, video game memories, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Towns Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Remember those good old days when you were rocking a computer with less power than a potato? Well, our Minecraft server will take you back to that era with a twist!

Join our server and experience the nostalgia of playing Minecraft on a computer that can barely handle it. Remember dial-up internet? Yeah, we have that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a 90s gamer who never finished their game of Minesweeper. Will you be the one to finally beat their high score and put their spirit to rest?

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate throwback gaming experience, join our server now! Just don’t blame us if your computer starts speaking in dial-up tones.

MaduroCraft: Coup Edition

authoritarianism, COUP, Democracy, Dictatorship, economic collapse, Edition, elections, government corruption, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, regime change, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan opposition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of nicolas maduro and have epic battles against the evil venezuelan opposition!!! it’s like a coup but in minecraft!!! build your own socialist paradise or join the resistance and overthrow the government in this wacky and wild server! plus, we have free empanadas for all players every friday! join now and let the chaos begin!

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, anime-inspired, Casual players, custom boss fight arena, Discord, Dragon Balls, Dragon Slayer sword, epic bosses., experienced players, explosive powers, Forgotten, Glory, legendary items, loot boxes, Mumen Rider’s helmet, Realms, Rewards, seasoned pro, Semi Vanilla, Skills, strategies, teleportation finesse, unique gameplay

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes packed with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself, gear up, and claim your place as a true champion!
Think you’ve mastered the Forgotten Realms? Prove it in our custom boss fight arena! Test your skills, strategies, and powers against epic bosses designed to push you to your limits. Glory and rewards await the brave!
✨ Join Us Today: Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server.
What kind of powers do players get?	Players are randomly assigned powers inspired by anime characters like Killer Queen and Super Saiyan.
What legendary items can be found in loot boxes?	Legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls can be found in loot boxes.
Is there a boss fight arena on the server?	Yes, there is a custom boss fight arena where players can test their skills and powers against epic bosses.

Goon Realm 1.20

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

GrannyVax Minecraft Server

baby announcement, Communication, Conflict, Emotional support, Expectations, expectations vs reality, family, family dynamics, family reactions, Grandparents, GrannyVax, Job, Marriage, Minecraft, modern parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy hormones, relationships, Server, Support, traditional beliefs, whooping cough shot

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	145
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house! But don’t worry, our server has a respawn feature that brings you back to life in no time.

Need a break from family drama? Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing grandparents and in-laws. Plus, our chat feature allows you to vent about your real-life problems while crafting epic castles and battling mobs.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not to team up with a group of skeletons to take down a pack of zombies? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while.

NurseRageCraft

Apology, berate, Confidence, Confrontation, critical care, emergency department, GRIEVING, Hierarchy, junior staff, New Grad, Nurse, NurseRageCraft, patient, PERSONAL LIFE, preceptor, senior nurse, Seniority, Training, Workplace, Yelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	269864	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, Disappointment, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, Pain, SadBoiGamer, Sadness, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Block Breakup

accepting the end, avoiding each other, BLOCK, break up signs, Breakup, closure needed, constant arguments, emotional detachment, feeling indifferent, feeling relieved, heart not in it, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lost connection, moving on, no communication, no future plans, no trust, relationship ending, seeking advice, seeking outside validation, signs relationship over

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crops Grown:	4984	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to relationship drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the heartbreak of real life and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky besties.

Signs that your relationship is completely over: – Your partner starts griefing your builds in-game – They refuse to share their diamonds with you – They keep accidentally pushing you into lava pits – They change their skin to a creeper to scare you

Don’t waste your time on a relationship that’s as dead as a zombie in the sunlight. Join our server and start crafting a new love story with players who will never let you down (unless they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe).

CraftyCreeperKills

al-qaeda, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperKills, Eastern Iraq, extremism, Insurgency, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, jihadists, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, radicalization, salafi, security forces, Sunni, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!