| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 328 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Best Anarchy Server
jojoland.ru:19132
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7211 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3499 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4533 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 245 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6595 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 6689 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5420 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3325 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4726 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 526 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2721 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 37972 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8179 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2102 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
