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Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Items Found:	3892	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Votes:	2712
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ores Mined:	3046
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1331	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	503

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	197	Players Killed by Monsters:	5196
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Votes:	5070	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Emeralds Found:	5327
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!