Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!
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WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law
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Fluid Gender Fittings
lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!
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KneeElbowsCraft
hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.
our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.
build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!