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Rebel Quest 1.21.4
Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks! -
WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin! -
Fluid Gender Fittings
lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!
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KneeElbowsCraft
hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.
our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.
build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!
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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things soft yuri!Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, indulging in some steamy yuri romance with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground yuri cult that worships the goddess of love and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you join the cult, you’ll gain special powers like the ability to turn all your enemies into cute anime girls.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our soft yuri paradise and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!
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Astro Bot is Better Than Mario Galaxy in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a boring old world where people think Mario Galaxy is better than Astro Bot? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who know the truth – Astro Bot is the superior game! We have secret underground bases filled with Astro Bot memorabilia and we hold daily debates on why Mario Galaxy doesn’t even compare. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our server and he only plays as Astro Bot in-game. So come join us and experience the true greatness of Astro Bot in Minecraft form! -
NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!
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PartyBlockNoMore
Are you tired of hosting boring parties for your family? Do you want to spice things up and show off your party planning skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic virtual parties where you can plan menus, decorate, and even play games like virtual karaoke!Forget about the drama of real-life family parties where people show up early, shame you for not being ready, and eat all your food before leaving early. On our server, you can host the perfect party without any unwanted guests ruining your fun.
So why wait? Join our server now and show your family how a real party is done – Minecraft style! Plus, no one will judge you for not being ready on time or eating all the food before the party even starts. It’s a win-win!
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StealMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see players trying to steal the most ridiculous things like someone’s pet chicken or even a block of dirt! Our server is full of crazy antics and wild adventures, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where players hoard all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what madness awaits! -
Life’s Secret OP Buff
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the rules are as flexible as a slime block? Look no further, because our server is like a cheat code in life! Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks, riding pigs into battle, and taming dragons with just a carrot on a stick.Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a secret level in real life. Want to fly like a superhero? Just type /fly and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle. Need to mine faster than a speeding bullet? Use our special pickaxe that can break through bedrock in seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen. So come join us and discover the cheat code to life on our insane Minecraft server!