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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6857 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Votes: | 1103 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!