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Joint Family Trips

  • Mining My Own Business

    Mining My Own Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Enchanted Exile: A Minecraft Odyssey of Familial Dread

    Warning: Crossing the threshold into the realm of twisted loyalties may result in existential quakes. Proceed with extreme caution.


    In the dense fog of pixelated parenthood, a legend is born. Locked within the blocks of our server lies a labyrinth of familial expectations, military assignments, and the unyielding weight of guilt. Here, players are thrust into a dizzying vortex, where every corner turns to confront the Great Grandparent Conspiracy— a plot entangling Minecraftia with the raw bonds of blood.

    Are you ready to unearth the Dark Secrets of The Enchanted Exile?

      • Family Discords & Non-Visitation Realms: Navigate treacherous lands where family pressures loom like menacing Endermen, shrouded in sicharcoal guilt.
      • Combat Mode: Engage in chaotic battles against the Visitation Enforcers, a mythical faction hell-bent on dragging innocent children back to the arms of their overbearing grandparents for prolonged visits. Beware: they wield unsolicited advice as their secret weapon!
    Feature Effect
    Baby Blocks These blocks multiply guilt by 1,000 upon your touch.
    Grandparent’s Guilt Potion Mind-bending brew delights your feelings of inadequacy. Comes at a price!
    Escape Planning Glider Take flight from family obligations… only to crash into grounding realities.

    Whispered tales of the Server’s Origin

    They say The Enchanted Exile was birthed from the very essence of a mother’s anguish and a soldier father’s stoic silence. Whispers echo through the Nether; players report Mysterious Mobs that laugh maniacally at your attempts to escape the familial web of guilt.

    "I was banished from this server after I dared to follow my dreams. I now speak to the Lost Children of the Block. They know too much." – Anonymous Survivor

    Player Testimonials (Contains Contradictory Quotes):

      • "Only here can I experience the thrilling guilt trip of a post-nuclear family saga." – u/PlayerUnknown

      • "I joined to escape my family, but they found me anyway— trapped in a loop of endless Taco Tuesdays!" – u/FleeceOfMoms

    Conspiracies YOU Never Knew Existed:

      • Rumor has it, this server was banned in 12 countries for inciting rebellion against parental mandates! What secrets lurk behind its curtains? And why won’t your grandparents let you leave?
      • The Great Drop-Off Theory: If you choose to bring your children to the biannual Family Reunion Dimension, rumors say you’re destined to become a Memorial Block.

    Join Us— If You Dare!

    Step into The Enchanted Exile and challenge the very fabric of family dynamics. Leave your sanity at the door and embrace the pixelated pandemonium! Will you uncover the hidden treasures of childhood, or shall you remain ensnared in the relentless cycle of visitation requests?

    F.A.Q. (Frequent Absurd Queries)

      • Q: Will my family ever understand why I choose the server life?

        • A: Who’s to say? The mobs might. They know everything.
      • Q: Can I bring snacks?
        • A: Only if they come with an apology letter to your grandpa. Otherwise, they are considered contraband.

    Step into this land of chaotic family ties—before they grasp you in an iron grip of endless reunion voicemails and daily check-ins.

    Join now, or risk being forever exiled in the void of extended family obligations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

    MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

    GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

    But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

    THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

    New Minecraft Servers

    THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

    DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

    THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

    alimer.godlike.club

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

    The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name The Barnyard
    Description A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
    Main Mods
      • Genetic Animals
      • Realistic Horse Genetics
      • Alex’s Mobs
      • Get in the Bucket
      • Farmer’s Delight
      • Tinker’s Construct
    Whitelist Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
    What are the main mods featured? Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
    Are there any rules to follow? Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
    What is the gameplay like? Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Deathmatch

    Blocky Deathmatch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

    So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

    Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Party

    Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

    On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

    But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

    So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

    Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

    So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

    Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survivors SMP Server Overview:

    Features Description
    No Money system Focus on gameplay without currency
    Active Community Supportive and friendly community
    Add-ons and Plugins Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins
    Compatibility Available on both Bedrock and Java editions
    Active Staff Team Helpful staff members to assist players
    Active Discord Engage with the community on Discord
    Claim Protections Keep your builds safe with claim protections

    Survivors SMP Server FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.

    Q: Are there any specific server rules?

    A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.

    Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?

    A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

    Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?

    A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.

    Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP