so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!
