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KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	4799
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	442	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bottom, Bottoms, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preference, tgirl, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	4089
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

Childhood, city, Community, District, Early, early life, geography, germany, heritage, Hometown, Identity, leverkusen, local ], location, Memories, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Origins, part, Place, Region, Roots, smp, upbringing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	171

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.

But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.

Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

Towa’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	180764
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Towa wins… at being the most ridiculously awesome server out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or just make them jealous of your fabulous mount).

So why wait? Join Towa wins… and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

I Love Imouto Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	171	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

Our server is filled with wacky mods that will have you questioning reality. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We’ve got you covered. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But the real reason you should join? Our admin, Imouto, is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly zombie named Bob.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!