Joint MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

Slow, inflammation, early stages, Hope, pain relief

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

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NukeCraft: US vs the World

Russian, Prepares, north korean, Diplomacy, Nuclear deterrence

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

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NoSmokinRoomAITAH

illegal, roommate, staff accommodation, health, Philippines

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

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BlockBusterEU

joint, current events, EU, media ban, press freedom

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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GravWaveCraft: Euro Edition

Belgium, world class, learn, observatory, researchers

come join our minecraft server, where we have an underground einstein telescope that lets you hear black holes collide and learn about the early universe!!! like, how cool is that??? we’re like, the only server in the world with this epic feature, so you gotta join now before all the spaces fill up!!! plus, we’re like, studying whether to host this observatory in europe, so you’ll be part of something HUGE!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of history, join our server now and let’s explore the universe together!!! 🌌🚀 #blackholeparty #minecraftmadness

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Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

CAMOUFLAGE, croaking, frogpost, 1.21.2, post

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

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RingResale Minecraft Server

Pawn Shop, Server, sentimental value, Minecraft, family friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

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CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable behavior, friend’s family

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

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SelfLoveSMP

self love, self worth, SelfLoveSMP, self-belief, self-empowerment

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.

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MineCraftTears

immersive experiences, Powerful, Interactive, storytelling, immersive theater

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our immersive location-based experiences!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village populated by talking cows who offer you quests to find their lost diamond-encrusted udder protectors. Or maybe you find yourself in a pixelated version of the Amazon rainforest, where you have to navigate through a maze of vines and poisonous plants to reach the treasure at the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on the giant flying pig races that happen every Sunday.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown (and maybe shed a tear or two from all the laughter).

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