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SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6729	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

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Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mines Excavated:	2979	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	818	Magic Items Found:	8572
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9120
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Zombie Dances:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8573

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	945
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

SillySMPFoodFavs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).