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Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

1.20.2, alternative career paths, changing industries, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate failure, corpotubing, gradual decline, Independent Success, indie, indie success, massive yabs, not with a bang but a whimper, profit vs passion, profitable option, quitting corporate, slow decline, talent drain, talent realization, talents slowly quitting, the way the world ends, whimpers, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

animal hospital, bio-fluid, Boss, conversation starter, doggone, exaggerating, fact check, fiance’s dog scrotum, Fun, gross, leaking, living room, losing my mind, Permission, pet, ScrotumCraft, Server, throwing away, Tick, Trouble, Unique, WIBTA, work from home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

NoPantsNoSleepMC

Bedroom clothing., bedtime attire, boxers, Briefs, comfortable clothing, lingerie, lounge wear, Night robe, Nightdress, nightgown, Nightwear, NoPantsNoSleepMC, PAJAMAS, shorts, sleep attire, sleep pants, Sleep shirt, sleep shorts, Sleepwear, t-shirt, underwear

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	60	Emeralds Found:	6126
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your computer screen! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT, and hunting down elusive pink sheep for their magical wool.

And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, North Korean troops, russia, Troops, Ukraine, War, world events, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	5342
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense

40 Dogs Named Biscuit

admins, adventurers, biscuit, Builders, commands, Community, Discord, Dogs, Enchantments, growth, kenshi, name.., Named, Players, project zomboid, rimworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Timber, Trading, Vanilla, VIBE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	181	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

40 Dogs Named Biscuit Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	Enhance tools and weapons with powerful enchantments beyond vanilla limits.
Unlimited Villager Trading	No trade caps—keep the deals going as long as you like!
Essential Commands for Players	/home: Easily return to your base anytime. /rtp: Explore new lands with random teleportation. /claim: Protect your builds with a simple land-claim system.
Chest Shops	Start your own shop and trade with other players to grow your wealth.
Timber: Instant Tree Cutting!	Break one log, and the whole tree falls! Timber saves time, makes resource gathering easy, and keeps things balanced by tracking axe durability.
And More to Come!	We’re just getting started and want you to help shape the future of our server. Friendly admins, a laid-back vibe, and room for growth. Also interested in building communities around Rimworld and Kenshi.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/GAbaGxTJ2k.

Q: What is the server’s name based on?

A: Be one of the first to find out how the server got its name. 😉

RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3329
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.