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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	107	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	7094
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3128	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	3912

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5852
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!