Johnny Hart Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamilyCraft: Where cousins are cooler than siblings

close-knit family, cooler, cousins, extended family, family bonds, family connection, family dynamics, family gatherings, family importance, family influence, family love, family loyalty, family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family roles, family structure, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Familycraft, nuclear family, Siblings

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	New Chunks Explored:	588977
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on servers that only care about nuclear families? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that extended family is where it’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy cousins, wacky uncles, and eccentric aunts who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!

Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

CraftyTrades – LOL Edition

bug fixes, CONTENT, CraftyTrades, discussion, dlc, Edition, general, lol, Mods, News, nexusmods, ost, Patch, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, steam workshop, survey, update, Voiceovers, warhammer40k, Warrant of Trade, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.

Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFortniteCraze – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite in the most epic way possible!

#my hero academia, billie eilish, chapter 5 season 2, CraftyFortniteCraze, Epic, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Free Outfit, Homebase Status Report, Hotfix, Interactive map, Leaderboards, League of Villains, lego, lego fortnite, meets, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Next Song, Quests, rocket racing, Saeko, Season XP, Star Wars, Stat tracker, Store Rotation, stw, Survive the Horde

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ores Mined:	3266
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!

But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

acceptable violence, anomaly, blood in media, Censorship, consequence free, desensitization, drops of blood, Entertainment, Fun, graphic content, kids show, LolCraft, Media, normalized ideas, normalized violence, NormieFree, PG-13 movie, Ratings, societal norms, societal standards, visible nosebleed, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anarchy, dancing, Discord, Duping, EU, Europe, EXTRA, HACKING, Hacks, Ip:, join today, map size, North America, Ping, players active, Renders, rules, Simply, Skelly, subreddit, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
IP	https://simplyvanilla.net/
Players Active	30 to 70
Renders	Spawn / Nether / End

Overview:

Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

Blocky Buddies 3

athletic competition, Basketball, basketball championships, basketball history, basketball legends, basketball stars, basketball teams, blocky, brooklyn nets, Buddies, golden state warriors, Kevin Durant, lebron james, los angeles lakers, NBA, professional athletes, sports, sports rivalry, sports superstars, stephen curry, the real big 3

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

career, comfy job, dream job, family pressure, isolated cubicle, Job, meet women, Minecraft, misfits, neet life, opportunities, Positive, real job, service, shitty job, truecel, well paid

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

Blocky Booty Busters

blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Breakup, Busters, Closure, Cock, Communication Issues, cuck, Emotional rollercoaster, emotions, ended relationship, ex girlfriend, feelings, fuck buddies, Manipulation, mixed signals, moving on, playing along, Self Respect, self worth, slut, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Votes:	9317

Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together!