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MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

4chan, amusement, chuckles, comedy, Community, DANK, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, smp, Thread, trolling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

bare minimum, Basic, BroBros, Builds, Confrontation, double standards, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, favoritism, gender bias, gender inequality, household expectations, Minecraft, Misogyny, parental favoritism, praise, Resentment, Server, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, societal norms, traditional roles

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Buildings Constructed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7241	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	471627
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2745
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchantments Applied:	133	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3806
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).