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ProudCraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Dedication, determination, feeling proud, fulfillment, goal-setting, hard work, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, pride, Proud, ProudCraft, reaching goals, satisfaction, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, sense of accomplishment, smp, success

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	4595
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	126
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of all time, but in block form. We got dragons flying around, villagers doing the Macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. I once built a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and everyone was like “whoa, that’s the coolest thing ever!”

But the best part is the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night. We got glowstone dance floors, DJ skeletons spinning records, and unlimited cake for everyone. It’s lit, bro.

So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join the fun. Plus, I heard rumors that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks somewhere on the server. So what are you waiting for? Let’s go on this wacky adventure together, bro!

BeanBoycottWars

BeanBoycottWars, Brazil, Canada, coffee beans, colombia, diplomatic relations, donald trump, economic impact, Exports, global economy, Imports, international trade, market disruption, mexico, negotiations, RETALIATION, supply chain, switzerland, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

CraftyKremlinKiller

Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Goose Farm Frenzy

Farm, Frenzy, goose

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	7648	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Holostars EN Members, Holostars EN Schedule, Holostars Lunar New Year, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lunar new year, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	795
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

Block Therapy: Mindcrafting

BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crops Grown:	7399
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	9234
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySerbianMCServer

Accountability, anti-corruption, appeals, BALKANS, Calm, civil society, CraftySerbianMCServer, Crisis, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Government, grow, leadership, Political unrest, prime minister, PROTESTS, Resigns, Serbia, transparency

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	9395
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Towns Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol u guys hear about this? serbia’s prime minister is like “peace out” and the people are like “nah bro we want justice” and they’re protesting like crazy. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #peaceoutserbia

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, belief system, FAITH, Identification, Mystery, mystic, Quest, Realm, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious classification, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious identity, religious inquiry, religious knowledge, religious label, religious question, religious sect, religious tradition, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	940	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.

Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.

So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

SisterInLawCarFix Minecraft Server

automotive experience, bad decisions, buying cars, car maintenance, car troubles, family drama, family pressure, fixing cars, fixing mistakes, Lazy, learning consequences, lemon car, Minecraft, refusing help, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawCarFix, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployed, unreliable car, unreliable sister

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	18066	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness!

Just like the protagonist’s sister-in-law who keeps buying lemons for cars, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you make the right decisions or end up with a dumpster on wheels just like her?

With a community full of surprises and challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you be the hero who fixes the mess or the one who watches it all burn? Join now and find out!