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Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9190	New Chunks Explored:	252025
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1650	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2210	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3421

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

action, Button, Caution, Choice, consequences, Curiosity, decision, Dilemma, impulse, Mystery, outcome, PRESSURE, push, PushyButtonCraft, reaction, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	8306	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!