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NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	7408	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8093	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4379
Mines Excavated:	1637	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!