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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	45950
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4202	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Votes:	7814	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Crops Grown:	9437
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	1037	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	125	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	1411	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	240739	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!