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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4458

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2056
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	103070	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	108

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	182
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!