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MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

behavioral patterns, Bender, cross-cultural analysis, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, dietary behaviors, dietary habits, Edition, food choices, food consumption, food preferences, gender, gender disparities, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, meat consumption, MeatCrafterz, paradoxical effects, scientific research, social influences, societal norms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

Lions MC

Fun, hopper filters, Lions MC, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nowhitelist, Plugins, Pwarps, Server, Shop, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Dragon Eggs Found:	8426
Animals Bred:	55	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.

lionsmc.mcserver.us

Welcome to MossCraft, where the grass is always greener and the pets have their own secret society. Join now for some leafy fun!

Bluemap, console, Custom world, Fast Leaf Decay, Fun, GRASS, Greener, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Join, Leafy, mobile gamers, Mosscraft, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, secret, Semi Vanilla, smp, society, Structory, Structures, Terralith, Whitelist, world reset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Entire Custom World with nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures
	World reset on May 5th, 2024
	In Game Voice Chat
	BlueMap Webmap
	Premium Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
	Ability to /sit and /lay
	Cross Platform with Bedrock
	Fast leaf decay
	Grief Prevention with rollback ability
	No Chat Reports
	Put any block on your head as a hat
	Automatic server restarts
	10,000 block world border
	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and apply to join using the provided link.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform and you can play with Console and Mobile gamers.

Q: Can I use voice chat in-game?

A: In-game voice chat is available, but it is not required.

Q: Are there any restrictions on chat?

A: There are no chat reports, so Mojang won’t be monitoring chat and players won’t be banned from chat due to mass reporting.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world has a 10,000 block border.

BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

Anime, cartoons, cultural identity, cultural preferences, dbz, discrimination, Diversity, dragon ball z, Entertainment, ethnicity, Fandom, japanese animation, media representation, Melanin, MelaninCraft, Minecraft, pop culture, prejudice, Race, Server, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, television

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

ShiftsOverBoysLater

communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, debt management, Emotional support, financial responsibilities, financial situation, financial strain, financial stress, Prioritizing, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, ShiftsOverBoysLater, time for self-care, Time management, understanding partner, work commitments, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

Bcraft, british columbia, Canada, coal, coal mining, Company, compliance, consequences, enforcement, Environmental, Environmental Protection, Fine, fined, fines, infractions, Legal, Mining (Industry), penalties, regulations, Safety, violations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

CraftyMart

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!