john krasinski Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	713560
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Votes:	359	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Votes:	10000	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	167	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	199
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	New Chunks Explored:	28523
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	2439	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	268
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	53	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8630	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	3532
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

SurvivalSavvyCraft

Adaptability, Basic survival skills, critical thinking, Decision making, emergency preparedness, escape plans, first aid training, life-saving knowledge, life-saving tips, mental toughness, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Resourcefulness, risk assessment, self defense techniques, self reliance, situational awareness, staying calm under pressure, Survival mindset, survival skills, SurvivalSavvyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Have you ever been stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of dirt? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life skills like how to build a fortress out of nothing but diamonds and unicorn tears.

Join us and you’ll be prepared for any situation life throws at you, whether it’s fighting off a horde of zombie pigs or navigating through a maze of lava-filled caves. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate Minecraft survival expert. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll thank us for teaching you how to craft a diamond sword out of thin air.