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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crops Grown:	1819
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	7437	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3183	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	1275	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8564
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/fckface-podcast/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	2072	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.