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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1332	Emeralds Found:	4226
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9281	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	586

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	334
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3557	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mines Excavated:	2596
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	3646
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.