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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4574
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	2381
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	7875	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1153
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Votes:	8304	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Void Armor Forged:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	156
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2396	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

Background, blocky, Class, class dynamics, Clown, Country, economic class, education, Flag, income, Lifestyle, McBlockface, middle class, Minecraft, opportunities, Privilege, Server, social class, social hierarchy, society, Status, upbringing, Upper Class, wealth, Working class

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

#youtube, Chaos, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, LIVESTREAMING, meets, millie, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!