BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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MomTalkMinecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

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StabbedCraft: Last Words?

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

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CraftyCraftyRight

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so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!

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FingerlessCraft2021

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HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

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MelodyCraft: Rock, Disco, Hip-Hop!

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come join our epic minecraft server, where the melodies are as complex as a potato! we got disco balls and hip-hop zombies roaming around, making the tunes drop like it’s hot!

back in 1975, the melodies took a nosedive like a creeper exploding in your face, but we survived and kept on jamming. then in 2000, the melodies dropped lower than a diamond in a lava pit, but we rose from the ashes like a phoenix made of note blocks.

if you want to experience the wildest music adventure in minecraft history, join us now! we promise you won’t be disappointed, unless you expect to find actual chart-topping music, then you might be out of luck. but who needs that when you can have a blast with us!

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TNP Limitless 7: When 699 mods just aren’t enough for your Minecraft addiction!

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Minecraft Server: TNP Limitless 7

IP	95.217.104.88:25570
Modpack	TNP Limitless 7 Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview:

TNP Limitless 7 server is a small and friendly server hosting the TNP Limitless 7 modpack with over 700 mods. The server does not have any banned items, offering players a comprehensive and diverse gameplay experience.

Features:

Extensive Mod Collection: Over 700 mods included
Enhanced Exploration: New biomes, structures, and dimensions
Advanced Technology and Magic: Technological and magical mods
Customization and Flexibility: Tailor gameplay experience
Multiplayer Optimization: Smooth and optimized for multiplayer

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items on the server?	No, there are no banned items.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect using the provided IP address: 95.217.104.88:25570
Is there a Discord server for community interaction?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.

MadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So come on over and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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UruguayanCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting rigged against in other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a Uruguayan ref who will make sure you always come out on top, just like Uruguay winning yet another Copa America! Join us and experience the thrill of victory every time you play. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually made of solid gold blocks mined straight from the depths of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a champion in our epic Minecraft world!

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ChunkCraft: Weighty Woes

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers. Watch as players ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombies. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most precious loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Bacon King and become the ruler of all pigs in the land. It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!

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John Cena

Minecraft Server: TNP Limitless 7

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