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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Approval, Character, Community, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, gameplay, Guidelines, Lands, Lore, Minecraft, Moderation, reviewers, Roleplay, rosalia, rules, smp, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2793	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	8203	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	193964	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Staff Team	Rosalia’s moderators and admins have over 20+ years of collective experience running and moderating communities and Minecraft servers.
Simple Approval Process	Whitelisted server with a simple character submission process for approval before joining the server.
Ever Updating & Expanding	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased	No unfair advantages given, rules and guidelines in place to prevent bias in staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Rosalia server?

A: To join Rosalia, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions for character submission and approval process.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?

A: We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join Rosalia?

A: Yes, we are a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay server.

Q: Can I donate or subscribe for advantages?

A: No, we do not ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary contributions for advantages. Our server is always unbiased.

Q: How often are staff-run lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent and constantly evolving to keep the server’s story moving forward.

Lost Pathways 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, consequences, Decisions, Direction, Good, growth, introspection, Journey, learning, Life, Lost, MISTAKES, Nowhere, Path, pathways, personal development, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, uncertainty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	4694

Yo, bro, do you feel like all your decisions in life lead you nowhere good? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you – join this Minecraft server and let all your bad decisions turn into epic wins!

Imagine a world where every wrong turn you make leads to hidden treasure, every failed build becomes a masterpiece, and every creeper explosion turns into a fireworks display.

This server is like a magical land where chaos reigns supreme, but in the best possible way. So come on, join us and let’s turn your life around, one block at a time!

YogurtDrop Minecraft Server

clean up, cleaning up, cleanliness, Courtesy, Etiquette, grocery store, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store manners, Minecraft, self checkout, Server, spilled container, spilled dairy, spilled food, spilled groceries, spilled item, spilled yogurt, supermarket etiquette, throwing away, yogurt spill, YogurtDrop

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Love Letters Sent:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the yogurt spills are a hot topic of discussion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with self-checkout etiquette lessons and daring acts of grocery store heroism.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense mining session, when suddenly a full-sized container of yogurt falls from the sky and splatters all over your blocky world. Do you have what it takes to clean up the mess without getting yogurt all over your pixelated hands? Only the bravest and most courteous players will survive in this chaotic realm.

But beware, there are sneaky players lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and cut in line at the self-checkout. Will you stand your ground and assert your grocery store dominance, or will you let the yogurt spill chaos consume you?

Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knew that grocery store etiquette could be so thrilling?

RingWars: NoBroShare

Cancer, communication breakdown, daughter’s wedding, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirloom, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, grandmother’s ring, hurt feelings, mother’s jewelry, NoBroShare, passing down, RingWars, sibling dispute, sibling rivalry, terminal illness, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding ring

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4614
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of family drama and want a break from reality? Join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!

Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

AffectionCraft SMP

10. Acts of service, 11. Words of affirmation, 12. Gifts, 13. Appreciation, 14. Caring, 15. Understanding, 16. Support, 17. Affectionate gestures, 18. Affectionate words, 19. Affectionate actions, 2. love, 20. Relationship dynamics., 3. relationships, 4. romance, 5. communication, 6. Intimacy, 7. Emotional connection, 8. Physical touch, 9. Quality time, Affection, AffectionCraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, the players here are always giving out virtual hugs and kisses and stuff. It’s like a big ol’ love fest, but with blocks and creepers. And let me tell you, the admins are like, super affectionate too. They’ll smother you in diamonds and give you all the love and attention you could ever want. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should totally join our server. It’s like a big, happy family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with cake. So yeah, come join us and get ready for some serious Minecraft lovin’!

PreFamePals: Celeb BFFs & Their Awkward Past

A-list connections, awkward, behind the scenes stories, BFF’s, celeb, celebrity anecdotes, celebrity before fame, celebrity childhood friends, celebrity encounters, celebrity friends, celebrity friendships, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity history, celebrity success stories, early celebrity connections, famous acquaintances, famous friendships, Hollywood insiders, pre-fame memories, pre-fame relationships, PreFamePals, rising stars, star connections, star-studded past

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Animals Bred:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into a player who knew Steve from Minecraft before he became a blocky superstar! Imagine mining diamonds with him before he even knew what a pickaxe was! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon someone who used to build pixel art with Notch back in the day. Who knows, you might even find out that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood actor trying to make it in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with these pre-fame Minecraft legends. Join now and become a part of our wacky celebrity-filled world!

BalticCableBuddies

Allies, Baltic Sea, BalticCableBuddies, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, cooperation, DATA Transmission, Digital, fault detection, Infrastructure, internet, investigation, LATVIA, Network, Repair, rupture, submarine cables, Technology, telecommunications, undersea data cable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like why undersea data cables keep getting ruptured in the baltic sea! maybe it’s a giant sea monster or a secret government conspiracy, who knows! team up with players from latvia and other baltic countries to uncover the truth and save the internet! plus, we have custom sea monster mobs and government agent skins for you to play as. join now for a chance to be the hero of the baltic sea!

🌙Penumbralcraft

ADMIN, Ambiance, atmosphere, Builders, Community, creativity, Factions, Fortresses, imagination, lighting, Map, Minecraft, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Soundscapes, strategy, Survival, Visuals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server
Unique map experience
Fun and fair PVP

Active admin support
Curseforge modpack
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Discord: Join us on Discord

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

Q: What is the TPS (Ticks Per Second) of the server?

A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: Is there active administrative support on the server?

A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.

Mystic Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, mystic, Realm

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build giant boob statues next to tiny titty towers!

We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.

Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!

Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!

RoomieRage Minecraft Server

college life, communication problems, mental stress, Minecraft, moving out, relationship troubles, RoomieRage, roommate boundaries, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living situation, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate tension, Server, Sobriety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	608081
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, shrooms, and roommates who just can’t seem to get along.

Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!

Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!