John Auditor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNostalgia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	2549	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	136	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ores Mined:	6670	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8820
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6872
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!