John 3:16 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crops Grown:	2391
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	72	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	186	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	209	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	115
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	126586
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!