John Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

1.21.4, atlantic, Be me, Blame, boat, chimpanzee, Duality, duality of reality, fishing company, Fishing Rod, friendship, Funeral, Grief, John, Loss, magic fish stick, monkanon, REALITYS, Storm, Tragedy, wisdom, Woods

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
New Chunks Explored:	249454	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	1442
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	4806	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

big trouble in little china, Carpenter, christine, cult classic, Director, Escape from New York, filmmaker, Forgotten, Halloween, Horror, horror films, In the Mouth of Madness, John, john carpenter, mentioned, Minecraft, Movie, prince of darkness, smp, the fog, the thing, They Live, Underrated, underrated movies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

Andrew, apostles, biblical figures, biblical names, Biblical stories, Christian beliefs, christian history, disciples, FAITH, HolyCrafterz, James, Jesus, John, matthew, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new testament, Peter, Phillip, Religion, religious figures, Server, simon, Thomas

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4745	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

Admiration, all-time great, Amok, Carpenter, cinematic brilliance, classic, CREEPERS, creepycraft, cult classic, Director, film industry, filmmaking, great taste, horror films, iconic, Incredible, inspiration, John, john carpenter, love, Loves.., Masterpiece, Movie, RUN, Suspenseful, Suspiria, Thriller

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	5726	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1365
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1754	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	9018	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

PixelatedMindPalace

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate trip down memory lane! our server is so lit, even dementia patients are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds while hallucinating you’re in your childhood home or battling creepers in a virtual version of your favorite park. it’s like a nostalgia overload, man! plus, who knows what kind of crazy builds you’ll come up with when your brain is all scrambled like a fried egg. so come on, join us and let your mind wander in the most insane way possible!