🔥John Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

big trouble in little china, Carpenter, christine, cult classic, Director, Escape from New York, filmmaker, Forgotten, Halloween, Horror, horror films, In the Mouth of Madness, John, john carpenter, mentioned, Minecraft, Movie, prince of darkness, smp, the fog, the thing, They Live, Underrated, underrated movies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1223
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

Andrew, apostles, biblical figures, biblical names, Biblical stories, Christian beliefs, christian history, disciples, FAITH, HolyCrafterz, James, Jesus, John, matthew, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new testament, Peter, Phillip, Religion, religious figures, Server, simon, Thomas

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	7647
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6228
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	113
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

Admiration, all-time great, Amok, Carpenter, cinematic brilliance, classic, CREEPERS, creepycraft, cult classic, Director, film industry, filmmaking, great taste, horror films, iconic, Incredible, inspiration, John, john carpenter, love, Loves.., Masterpiece, Movie, RUN, Suspenseful, Suspiria, Thriller

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Mines Excavated:	2458	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	157	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	870
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2254	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

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