John – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

1.21.4, atlantic, Be me, Blame, boat, chimpanzee, Duality, duality of reality, fishing company, Fishing Rod, friendship, Funeral, Grief, John, Loss, magic fish stick, monkanon, REALITYS, Storm, Tragedy, wisdom, Woods

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

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Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

big trouble in little china, Carpenter, christine, cult classic, Director, Escape from New York, filmmaker, Forgotten, Halloween, Horror, horror films, In the Mouth of Madness, John, john carpenter, mentioned, Minecraft, Movie, prince of darkness, smp, the fog, the thing, They Live, Underrated, underrated movies

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

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HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

Andrew, apostles, biblical figures, biblical names, Biblical stories, Christian beliefs, christian history, disciples, FAITH, HolyCrafterz, James, Jesus, John, matthew, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new testament, Peter, Phillip, Religion, religious figures, Server, simon, Thomas

Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

Admiration, all-time great, Amok, Carpenter, cinematic brilliance, classic, CREEPERS, creepycraft, cult classic, Director, film industry, filmmaking, great taste, horror films, iconic, Incredible, inspiration, John, john carpenter, love, Loves.., Masterpiece, Movie, RUN, Suspenseful, Suspiria, Thriller

Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

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New Server IP
ICP.mc-connect.xyz

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Support Both Edition Java+Bedrock/Pocket

Java Info IP: ICP.mc-connect.xyz Versions: All

Bedrock/Pocket Info IP: ICP.mc-connect.xyz PORT : 25090 VERSION: 1.19.80+

ICP.mc-connect.xyz

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Kit SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Kit SMP, we are aiming to provide a nice mix of oldschool and modern Minecraft servers. You won’t find crates/lootboxes, SkyBlock, hubs, tons of rules, etc. here. Just good old survival Minecraft, with some nice plugins to make the server more fun. Now with voice chat!

play.kitsmp.com

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Dvctrex PokeEmpire

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hello guys, I have a Brand new Pixelmon server that I currently own, we have a large amount of players already and we are looking to grow even more! We are looking for new fun players AS WELL AS we need experienced people to help possibly MOD this server. We have started to build a great little community and we love for new players to come and check us out! Everyone welcome!

SERVER NOW OPEN.

(WEEKLY Live And Hosted TOURNYS) (ELITE 4) (Biomes of Plenty) (custom spawn) (custom shops) (BATTLE TOWER)

51.222.121.176:25590

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Eskmc NETWORK

Bedwars, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

EskMC is the best place to play Minecraft in Spanish. A large network full of people from various places of game modes. A community made by and for players. Skywas, Bedwars, Skyblock y FullPvP

eskmc.online

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Onthepixel

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome to OnThePixel.net!

Explore a world full of fun and challenges on our Minigames server! We offer a variety of exciting game modes, including KitPvP, Buildffa, Bridging, The Bridge, and many more waiting to be explored.

All Built by Us: Our server landscapes are all handcrafted by our dedicated team. Immerse yourself in stunning, hand-designed environments and experience Minecraft in its full glory.

Supported Versions: From version 1.9 to the latest 1.20.2 – we provide a diverse gaming experience that keeps pace with the latest Minecraft updates.

Build with Us: We love to build! Be part of our creative process and help us create unique worlds together.

onthepixel.net

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Eclipse Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Class System; Level System; MMo and Professions; Skill Tree; Magic and Powers; Modified items; Innovative item creation; Daily and Main Missions; Engaging story; Dungeons; New Mobs; New Plantations; – Unique and exclusive events; – Fishing; – Pets and Mounts; – Personalized economy; – Land Protection; – Guilds; – Seasons; And much more!! All of this will be available in a set of two maps: A magnificent Spawn, full of life and magnificent details; The normal world, for you to explore, build and grow stronger.

jogar.eclipseserver.com.br:25855

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Elysium Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Our server started on December 2, 2023. You can access the server both from any pirate launcher and from licensed minecraft. We strive to build a community where everyone feels like they belong. We take into account the wishes of our members, focusing on the best aspects of the game and improving our capabilities every day. Each newcomer receives a trial period of 7 days. This time allows players to explore the unique features our server offers and experience the community atmosphere. After this period, access to the server requires a subscription. The vast majority of servers are built on one of two principles. Or it’s a free server with very budget hardware, resulting in an annoying gaming experience rather than an enjoyable one. High ping, regular server crashes, severely limited game map, wipes to at least somehow reduce the load on the server. All this is familiar to all of us on free servers.

The second principle of building a server is Pay to win. These are the same servers with crazy online, good ping and a lot of services. However, donors get an advantage on such servers. And the more they donate, the greater their gap in opportunities and development, compared to ordinary players. And in the case of anarcho-server, such a policy in general kills the very idea of the server.

A paid server is a compromise, because for a small monthly fee, players get a level playing field, equal development conditions, a huge map (currently 110 thousand blocks in diameter, if necessary, we will increase the boundaries of the world) for research and powerful server equipment.

kyiv1.mineconnect.xyz:25634

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PawsomeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO

PawsomeMC is a Vanilla Survival server, Towny Economy, with anti grief and lands!!!

Mcmmo is installed which makes the server have a mmorpg type style!

Community is fairly new but for the most part we are pretty chill

DiscordSRV is enabled as well on the server, you can join the discord by typing /discord in game!!

pawsomemc.apexmc.co

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AtiCommunity

Creative, Survival

Multi-gaming server made by Atineon for the community. Everyone can join and play on a custom survival and creative plot maps.

aticommunity.fr

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Cursed Craft

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Finally, the fantasy MMORPG server you have been looking for is here! Join us for our open BETA! Features include: Custom Items and furniture Passive Pets and Battle Pets 5 Cool Classes Purchasable ranks Exclusive and Unique Puzzle maps PvP, Bedwars, Mob arenas, and so much more! Custom Dungeon Instances Sub dungeons spread throughout the RPG world The list is endless with options and possibilities

Friendly staff. Endless things to do. Great community! Join us now and start your Adventure!

game.cursedcraft.quest

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