2024 Best John New Minecraft Servers

  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

    If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

    Patel’s SMP Shenanigans
    Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

    HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

    ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John
    join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

    our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

    so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
    Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

    Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

    CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok
    Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at [Server Name] where the creepiness never ends!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at [Server Name]. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brave New World

    Brave New World

    Brave New World. is a survival / skyblock minecraft server. We have included many added options to help out ALL players likes. In Survival Domain Grief Protection to ensure areas can be safe from grief. Players can /sethomes and /tpa or /tpahere to explore and tighten relations with other players. Player based economy from buying to selling. PVP is aloud in all areas unless a peace block is placed, Stealing and griefing can make or break your survival needs. Mobs are on hard to make survival that much challenging. Wanna build a Clan…you can here or join one. The server is an excellent community of all ages. Many friendships can be created. We have great free voting ranks as well as donor packages. Great incentives to Liking our Facebook page, as well as giving us a diamond on planet minecraft. When you bring a friend get some in game money rewarded to you. Dare you to challenge yourself. Try our Parkours & Paintball

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • infernum network

    infernum network

    welcome to the infernum network, here we are all a community, we look out for each other and help one another when it is needed. we are a small server with a big hear, and are willing to accept any new members into our community. welcome! We have Survival, factions and minigames

    Come join our Forms over at: http://infernum.enjin.com/ Want to talk to us or have a question join our Discord! at: https://discord.gg/bMw5XKy

    Owner: Harry2512tea Dev: eyrewiut, Crimson_King007 Admin: owenisbest, Banana536345366 Mod: moneill6720,

    Version:1.8.x-1.11.x

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Realisticworld

    Realisticworld

    Welcome! Are you looking for a survival server that can provide you with a realistic survival experience? RealisticWorld is where you want to go! We try our best to mimic a real-life survival experience. You have everything from an energy and thirst system to changing seasons with temperatures. RealisticWorld has also implemented features that make the environment around us realistic such as fully custom biomes, caves, structures, dimensions, and more! We also host a brand new payout event each month that rewards top players with payouts! RealisticWorld is available on Minecraft Java and Bedrock editions. We hope to see you there!

    Java/Bedrock IP: play.realisticworld.netJava Port: 25565Bedrock Port: 19132Version: 1.8.8 – 1.18Website: http://realisticworld.netDiscord Server: https://discord.gg/T2KTkCsN65Join our discord server for more info!

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    RealisticWorld is packed with tons of features! Some of our features include:

    🌎 Realistic Earth-Like Experience

    🌎 Custom Biomes and Structures

    🌎 Monthly Event Payout

    🌎 Bedrock Compatible

    🌎 Seasons and Temperature🌎 Skills and Attributes System

    🌎 400+ Unique Quests and Jobs

    🌎 300+ Custom Recipes and Items

    🌎 200+ Custom Mobs and Enchantments

    🌎 Grief Prevention Menu and Chest Lock🌎 In-game Music Soundtrack

    🌎 Custom Dimensions

    🌎 Player Warps and Homes

    🌎 Collections and Monster Book

    🌎 DiscordSRV and Dynmap

    🌎 Banks and Dynamic Shops

    🌎 Party System and Trades

    🌎 Emojis and Emotes!

    🌎 Tons of exciting features that aren’t listed up here!

    RealisticWorld is here to provide you with a friendly atmosphere where you can play, explore and have an incredible gaming experience with each other! We hope to see you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucky Skyblock

    Lucky Skyblock

    We’re a new Skyblock server that has Lucky Blocks! We have a bunch of custom plugins and cool, unique features!

    Come join now, play.luckysb.org.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GGcrafts

    GGcrafts

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forest survival

    Forest survival

    A nice place to mine and build – FREE for all! We have made a NEW world, with simple protections and ways to upgrade your level and get more perks by voting.. /rpt to go anywhere/ /kit (well you know)Β play the game, open free crates.

    About Forest SurvivalForest Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:

    – A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community.– A small but friendly community– Lag-free gameplay– Pets, always have a companion with you!– Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HavocPVP Server

    HavocPVP Server

    HavocPVP β€’ havoc.mcalias.com |

    HavocPVP is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. Always constantly adding new ideas. Designed to be transparent. Designed for all.

    Features: – Factions – Crates – Envoys & VoteParty – Custom Enchants – Rankings – and More!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShadowClanGaming

    ShadowClanGaming

    we are a small server that is hopeing to become big if you wish to apply for staff please use /apply ingame

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wyldcraft

    Wyldcraft
    WyldCraft Server

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Server!Features:EconomyQuestsCustom SpawnersCustom EnchantsLag-FreeCommunityFriendly StaffGreif PreventionResource WorldVoting

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arctic Factions

    Arctic Factions

    We are a small fac server looking for staff/devs/builders Please come on and say hello you can apply by adding connorxblackburn in steam or on skype connorsteam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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