John MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

Storm, duality of reality, Fishing Rod, fishing company, friendship

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

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Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

Disney, John Lasseter, workplace behavior, industry scandal, investigation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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RedPenTeacher404

Report Card, RedPenTeacher404, son’s teacher, WIBTA, Opinions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

no-lifes, jerking off, football team, Insecurities, Bitch

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

john carpenter, Minecraft, the fog, They Live, filmmaker

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

arrogance, sign the deal, Shenanigans, Greed, fuck you

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

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HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Andrew, Peter, biblical names, matthew

Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

screen time, social media, Technology, device, Relaxation

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, ignorance, prejudice, discrimination, Identity

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

Movie, classic, Director, Admiration, Suspenseful

Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

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