John – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

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>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

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Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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RedPenTeacher404

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

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HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

Andrew, apostles, biblical figures, biblical names, Biblical stories, Christian beliefs, christian history, disciples, FAITH, HolyCrafterz, James, Jesus, John, matthew, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new testament, Peter, Phillip, Religion, religious figures, Server, simon, Thomas

Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

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join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

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Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

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Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Wholesome vid with Cora Jade Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to hang out with Cora Jade and her boyfriend as they navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the spectral poultry and claim victory?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing winning a prize of enchanted golden carrots. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but who knows what might happen when you’re playing with Cora Jade and her beau)!

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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, it’s a weather effect we added).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.

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trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

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🔥 6MINE | MYSTICS PVP ANARCHY 🎁 Minecraft server

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Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

1.6mine.net:19132

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” special program, where you can ride through fiery landscapes and battle epic monsters while on a quest to save the world!

Our server is so awesome, even the developers have face-to-face meetings with players in the Zenless Zone Zero. You could be the next lucky player to meet them and get exclusive in-game rewards!

If you’re looking for some crazy fun, look no further than our server. We have events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are), or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Who wouldn’t want to collect those?

And don’t forget about our upcoming event, the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn some amazing rewards. Maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for even more outrageous rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Virgin Eyes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only homage you’ll find is to the almighty block! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of Steve dabbing? We’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

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Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and maybe even your house)!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!

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Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

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What are Minecraft servers like Rokmyst Prison ?

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One similar Minecraft server to Rokmyst Prison is Convicted. Convicted offers a prison gameplay experience with a focus on realistic features and challenges. Players can mine, craft, and complete quests to progress through the ranks and ultimately escape from prison. The server also includes unique features such as custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting.

Another server worth checking out is JailMine. JailMine is a prison server with a strong emphasis on community and player interaction. Players can compete in PvP battles, participate in events, and enjoy a variety of minigames while working their way through the ranks. JailMine also offers custom plugins and regular updates to keep gameplay fresh and engaging.

For players looking for a more traditional prison experience, ExtremeCraft is a great option. ExtremeCraft offers a classic prison gameplay style with a focus on mining, crafting, and building. Players can join factions, participate in events, and compete in challenges to earn rewards and progress through the ranks. The server also features a friendly community and regular updates to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.

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