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Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2660	Towns Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3140

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

AnarchyyMC

Anarchy, base building, Fairness, Griefing, Griefing allowed, Guidelines, Hate Speech, no land claiming, no plugins, personal boundaries, Respect, save place, semi anarchy, social rules, Spamming, Survival, swastikas, toxic behavior, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

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COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

taurus.minerent.net:25573

Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	338810	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6495
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1407

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5664
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Towns Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	386
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!