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CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

What is the IP for Here’s Marvin Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, GTA, gta 5, gta 5 mod, gta 6, gta mod, gta modder, gta mods, here’s marvin, Heres, heres jeffy, jeffy, jeffy gta, jeffy sml, marvin, marvin gta, Marvin SML, memes, Minecraft, puppet, Puppets, roblox, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox gameplay, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox roleplay, Server, skit, sml, superbowserlogan, superluigilogan, supermariologan

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

🎈 The Imperfectum SMP – Where Everything is Perfectly Imperfect!

armor stand improvements, authentic, BlueMap integration, building, Datapacks, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Imperfectum, Inclusive Community, Mature, Moderators, Perfectly, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, Skilled, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	499321
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Server Name:	Perfectum SMP
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla
Server Age Requirement:	15+
Application Process:	Strict yet reasonable
Server Features:	Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration
Links:	Discord Server \| Server Website

FAQs

1. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.

2. What makes Perfectum SMP different from other servers?

Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.

4. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.

5. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.

6. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.

7. Is griefing or trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.

8. How can I report a player for misconduct?

Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.

Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Blockheads, controversy, cultural criticism, discrimination, historical perspective, History, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial dynamics, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice movements, societal challenges, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP

Anon, creepy behavior, creepy roommate, disturbing actions, eerie encounter, hidden intentions, invasion of privacy, late night visit, late night visitor, lurking in the dark, nighttime intruder, secret admirer, SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP, sneak into room, Stalker, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, unsettling behavior, unwanted presence, unwelcome guest, watch me sleep

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	90

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! And if you happen to stumble upon someone watching you sleep in the game, well, that’s just part of the fun!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Spears Created:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3500
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	7

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	6643	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
New Chunks Explored:	133372	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.