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CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	1952

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	1168	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5140	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3355	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	813
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Crafting Memes Server: ‘/int/ webm thread’ – Where memes come to life in blocky form!

blocky, Community, CONTENT, Crafting, culture, Digital, Diverse, Entertainment, form, forum, Global, Int, International, internet, Life, memes, multimedia, ONLINE, post, Server, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, webm, webms

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3562	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Cactus Chicken and the majestic Rainbow Sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your nostrils!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MineSkyrim Minecraft server

Adventure, bedrock, Creatures, cross platform server, Dark Souls system, Dungeon, Exploration, Factions, java, Map, Minecraft, MineSkyrim, Monsters, role playing, RPG, Server, Story, Tamriel Skyrim, whiterun, Windhelm

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Farms Harvested:	245
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

MineSkyrim – server for Bedrock and Java!

• THIS IS A RPG SERVER WITHOUT WIPES!

✅ is waiting for you

Factions: Join Skyrim factions such as Whiterun, Windhelm, etc.

2. WORLD OF SKYRIM: The server is located entirely in Tamriel Skyrim! Do not believe? Here’s the map:

3. Our own story: we will tell and create our own story of what Skyrim was and will be

4.Dungeon and Dark Souls system: play as you want! You can join factions or you can be a loner, exploring dungeons filled with creatures and monsters!

❗5. CROSS-PLATFORM SERVER: you can play on the server with Java or Bedrock!

Links

n31.joinserver.xyz:25656