🔥Johannesburg Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBros, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, day trip, Distance, family, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, flights, in-laws, long weekend, Minecraft, quality time, relationship, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation etiquette, Visit

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape to a world where you can visit your brother without any MIL interference! Our server is a vacation town where you can explore, build, and hang out with your brother for as long as you want – no 3.5 hour drives required!

Don’t let your MIL dictate your gaming adventures – join our server and show her who’s boss! Build a virtual dinner for your brother, meet him halfway in the game, or just explore the world together. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only family you need is your blocky brother by your side!

SisterlySquabbleMC

apologies, Communication Issues, Decision making, Emotional support, exam stress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, mother-daughter relationship, moving out, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, School exams, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, SisterlySquabbleMC, sleep deprivation, teenage struggles, unbiased judgement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against creepers and zombies. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies!

Need a break from studying for important exams? No worries, our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Plus, we promise there won’t be any crying babies keeping you up at night – unless, of course, you count the baby zombies in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Mom²Dad²Craft

alternative family structures, blended families, diverse families, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender diversity, inclusive language, LGBT families, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, modern families, Mom²Dad²Craft, Motherhood, non-traditional families, parenting, parenting roles, queer parents, same-sex marriage, same-sex parents, Two dads, two moms

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as your family tree? Look no further! Our server is like a rainbow of love and acceptance, just like having two moms or two dads.

Join us and experience the joy of building virtual homes with your unique family dynamic. Need help mining for diamonds? Don’t worry, your two moms will be there to guide you every step of the way. And your two dads? They’ll be the ones organizing epic PvP battles to test your skills.

So come on, join our server and show the world that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our Minecraft creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a third mom or dad to join your blocky family!

CraftyRevengeBangladesh

bangladesh, CraftyRevengeBangladesh, current events, discrimination, ethnic conflict, exit, extremism, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, minority communities, minority rights, persecution, Political unrest, prime minister, religious freedom, Religious Minority, Revenge Attacks, social justice, South Asia, violence

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE HINDUS IN BANGLADESH FACING REVENGE ATTACKS AFTER PRIME MINISTER’S EXIT… JK JK JK, WE DON’T HAVE THAT DRAMA HERE! WE HAVE CREEPERS EXPLODING, ZOMBIES CHASING, AND ENDER DRAGONS FLYING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE.

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES, WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE, RAID A DUNGEON, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME COOL FELLOW GAMERS.

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS THE RAREST DIAMONDS, THE MOST EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS, AND A SECRET TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH… WELL, SECRETS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S MINE, CRAFT, AND LAUGH OUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLOCKLIFE #CREEPERCRAZINESS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

LunarH2OCraft

Astronomy, chemistry, discovery, Exploration, geology, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, Lunar rock, Lunar surface, LunarH2OCraft, Moon, Moon rocks, research, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientists, Space, space exploration, Water discovery, water molecules

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lol u ever wanted to play minecraft on the moon? well now u can on our server! we got water molecules in lunar rock samples, so u can swim in space like a real astronaut. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build ur own moon base. who needs earth when u got minecraft on the moon, amirite? come join us for the most epic space exploration experience ever!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	2902
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	3960	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Farms Harvested:	195
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	4093	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	1758	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2060
Potions Brewed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	6927
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Amazing Johannesburg Minecraft Servers