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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Emeralds Found:	7620
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

Just like the OP’s sister Melly, you’ll encounter players who are touchy about money and quick to leave group chats. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to shout expletives at you for no reason at all!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument and enjoy making outrageous demands. Want someone to pay for your virtual dress that you’ll only wear once? We’ve got you covered! And if you’re feeling extra feisty, you can always threaten to never speak to someone again until they apologize.

So come join our Minecraft server for a wedding-themed experience like no other. Who needs a peaceful, drama-free server when you can have all the chaos and craziness you could ever want? Let the virtual wedding bells ring!

WeddingCraft2021

borderline disorder, boundary setting, disinviting family, emotional blackmail, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Inappropriate Behavior, last minute expenses, mental health issues, sibling betrayal, sister drama, toxic relationships, ungrateful behavior, wedding drama, wedding fallout, wedding security, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	169	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister’s antics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama between Kelly and her lap dance shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your mom and grandmother will want to join in on the fun (but sorry, Kelly is banned from attending). With extra security measures in place to keep out any unwanted guests, you can rest assured that your virtual wedding will go off without a hitch.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments, join our Minecraft server today! Just make sure to leave the drama at the door (or at least save it for the chat box).

DeoCraft Minecraft Server

72 hour protection, antiperspirant, DeoCraft, deodorant for active lifestyles, deodorant for all day protection, deodorant for athletes, deodorant for busy schedules, deodorant for long days, deodorant for on-the-go, deodorant for travelers, deodorant longevity, extended wear deodorant, long lasting antiperspirant, long lasting deodorant, long lasting effectiveness, long lasting formula, long lasting freshness, long lasting scent, Minecraft, odor control, Server, strong deodorant, sweat protection

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52236
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Tired of smelling like a creeper after just a few hours of mining? Join our Minecraft server where our 72-hour long lasting deodorant/antiperspirant will keep you smelling fresh even after battling mobs for days on end! No need to worry about stinking up your virtual world when you can smell as fresh as a field of daisies. Plus, rumor has it that our deodorant is so powerful, it can even repel creepers and zombies! Join now and say goodbye to smelly adventures in the world of Minecraft.

TastyComboCraft

amazing food pairings, bizarre yet delicious foods, culinary surprises, delicious odd pairings, eccentric food pairings, extraordinary food blends, odd but delicious dishes, offbeat flavor combinations, outlandish food duos, peculiar flavor combinations, peculiar taste sensations, quirky food fusions, strange but tasty foods, surprising flavor combinations, TastyComboCraft, uncommon food pairings, unconventional flavor mixes, unexpected food combos, unique taste experiences, unusual food matches, weird food combinations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	9536
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate food combo that sounds weird but tastes amazing! Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers wear top hats – that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, don’t be a potato stuck in a rut, join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover the ultimate food combination of fun and excitement.

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Accountability, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, international law, justice system, legal proceedings, military crimes, military discipline, military justice, military tribunal, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian Invasion, russian military, Russian servicemen, Server, ukraine war, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war trials

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more Russian servicemen than you can shake a stick at! These guys are so skilled at Minecraft, they’ve been tried for military crimes in Ukraine! Can you imagine the chaos they’ll bring to our server?! Join now for a chance to team up with these hardened criminals and dominate the virtual world like never before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious mayhem!

IsraeliWeaponExpo

arms embargo, arms exhibition, arms sales, arms trade, Ban, controversy, court decision, defense industry, diplomatic relations, European court, French court, international relations, Israeli companies, IsraeliWeaponExpo, legal dispute, legal ruling, Middle East conflict, military equipment, political decision, trade show, weapons show

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	275
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.

oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.

plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CrazeCraft: Existence LOL

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

So, like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, except even more bonkers. We’ve got villagers who breakdance, skeletons who wear top hats, and cows who speak in Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total madhouse, but in, like, the best way possible.

And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.

PandemicCraft: No Racism, Just Blocks

Anti-Asian rhetoric, Asian American, blocks, Covid-19 pandemic, discrimination, earnings, economic effects, employment, employment disparities, findings, hate crimes, Impact, minority groups, Northeastern research, pandemic response, PandemicCraft, prejudice, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, study, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, you wanna join this totally rad Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the best place to be, man! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

And get this, our server is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons are friendly! They’ll help you build a house, mine for diamonds, and even bake you a cake for your birthday. It’s like a dream come true, man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLinuxMC Server

@lutris, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinuxMC, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, proton, rare, Roberta, Server, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, wine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure, but beware of the llama guards who will spit on anyone who tries to steal it.

Looking for a challenge? Try our parkour course where the floor is made of slippery ice and the only way to win is by doing the floss dance at the finish line.

And don’t forget about our annual sheep shearing competition, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of wool.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama spit).

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

aggressors, Architecture, Beautiful, beautiful country, bold, Countries, culture, Edition, elegance, Great President, Korea, north, North Korea, North Korea beautiful architecture, planet, PutinCraft, Republic, Righteous, russia, SAVIOR, Server, VALUES, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin arrived, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Items Found:	7935	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!