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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7162 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4827 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
Emeralds Found: | 7623 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Votes: | 3583 |
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