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Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Emeralds Found:	3785	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9248
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9452
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Votes:	2658	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3063
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1960
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!