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GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	9111
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	313
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2933	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!