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DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7000

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4459
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8823	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	971764
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8568	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	725	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	1227	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ores Mined:	607
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!