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Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3881	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	8629	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ores Mined:	5498	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

AwkwardCraft, BLOCK, childhood trauma, communication difficulties, coping mechanisms, dismissive parenting, emotional intelligence, emotional neglect, Emotional support, Game, homeschooling, ISOLATION, lack of socialization, long-term effects, mental health, parental invalidation, peer relationships, self-esteem issues, social development, Social Skills, socially, socially stunted, stunted, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1286	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.