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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	138
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crops Grown:	6746	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	884	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	494	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	8863	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2013	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	605814

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!