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Well If You Put It Like That Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1739	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil zombie llamas and mischievous creeper squirrels. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, or maybe construct a giant statue of yourself made out of diamonds just because you can.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the rivers flow with salsa. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arena, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

Awareness, CHANGED.., compassion, Crafty, creations, discrimination, education, Empathy, equality, Fighting, Humanity, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, old article, perspective, prejudice, racism, SANDNIGGERS, Server, social justice, societal issues, Understanding, WORTH..

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	744	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4561
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot here.

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. But be warned, the villagers here are a little… eccentric. One time, a group of them tried to start a revolution because they were tired of trading emeralds for useless junk.

And don’t even get us started on the sandniggers. They may look innocent, but rumor has it they’re secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their sandy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a bunch of skeletons? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Neto SMP – Nether General

Bulls, captions, Carmillanon, Cheating, cringy, Cuckolding, cumdumpsters, darknation, dating guide, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, Loyal, Nether, NETO, Netorare, NTR, smp, succubus, Tease, tempted, waifu, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Votes:	4129

Welcome to the most chaotic and scandalous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to witness the wildest NTR drama unfold right before your eyes. Our server is filled with cucks, bulls, and waifus who are all ready to stir up some trouble.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover that your waifu might not be as loyal as you thought. Watch as your trust shatters with every post and realize that your waifu secretly hates you for being such a cringy cuck.

But that’s not all! Bulls, get ready to sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. Tease the cucks and enjoy their despair as you steal their precious waifus right from under their noses. And waifus, feel free to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love for big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a scandalous love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about loyalty and trust. See you on the server, if you dare!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chasca’s fire arrows? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can summon rare mobs and fight them for epic loot until December 16th! And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated realm.

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you richer than a diamond block.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	122
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	4111
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

146028990, Adventures, Banheirao, banheirao edition, com.ar, copalib, CopaLibs, Minecraft, previous, promiedos, Schedule, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1839
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	387497
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	3751
Magic Items Found:	5842	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!