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  • Barking Dog Minecraft Server

    Barking Dog Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8091
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8840 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

    Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4552
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magic Items Found: 1087
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

    SecretSMP: DarkestSecret
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6583
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

    KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7925
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7566
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1775 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

    Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9744
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/designer-outdoor-water-fountain/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

    We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

    We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

    Java IP: mcverse.city

    Website: www.mcverse.city

    Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

    Feature List:

    • 72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
    • No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
    • Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
    • Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
    • Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
    • Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
    • Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
    • Phantom Toggle
    • Searchable Player Market
    • Player Warps
    • Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
    • Chill Community
    • Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
    How big is the world? We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
    Are there any in-game events? Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
    Can I claim land? Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

    Channel Surfer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2622
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

    Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8567
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 980
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5531 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6264
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Emeralds Found: 8199
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Villages Defended: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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