joeschwartztngzbo – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UglyCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

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FastCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being stuck in the slow lane on other Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll be zooming past everyone in the fast lane! Our server is so fast, even the creepers can’t keep up!
Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker’s Quest
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on DAWNTRAIL for some early access fun starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some insane in-game events happening, like the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove (until June 24th) for some epic loot!
Oh, and did we mention the Fall Guys Collaboration Event happening until June 10th? It’s like Minecraft meets a game show – you won’t want to miss it!
In other news, we’ve got an updated benchmark releasing on Monday, June 3rd, so get ready to test your skills. Plus, our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test is happening until Patch 7.0, so pack your bags and get ready for an adventure!
And if PvP is more your style, check out PvP Series 5 happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your skills and dominate the competition!
Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide: [link to resources]
And don’t forget about our meetups happening throughout the month. From Twin Peaks Meetups to Kino Movie Meetups, there’s something for everyone. Join us for the Ebin Awards on June 22nd for a night of celebration and fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Beastars Minecraft Server: Unleash Your Inner Beast!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this Minecraft server is about to take you on a wild ride crazier than a llama on a rollercoaster!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally. Not only that, but you can ride them like majestic, bacon-flavored steeds through the skies.
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to overthrowing the oppressive rule of the chickens. Join their ranks and fight for poultry justice!
Oh, and did I mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

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MineCraftMe Server
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> Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to deal with naked Stacys in cars again! > Our server is so lit, even virgins will be seething with jealousy when they see the epic builds and crazy adventures happening here. > Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. > So come on, leave the naked Stacys in the past and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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AJvsCody Minecraft Server
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Oh, honey, let me tell you a little secret – it all started on our Minecraft server! You see, AJ Styles and Cody both wanted to claim the last block of diamond ore in the land, and things got heated real quick. AJ Styles even built a giant statue of himself out of obsidian just to flex on Cody. It’s like a WWE match happening right in our virtual world! Join our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand – who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot fireballs from your hands. Yeah, you heard me right – FIREBALLS. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate showdown between AJ Styles and Cody!

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JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because KOZOOOOOOO is here to shake things up!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!
Not only that, but our server has a special mod that turns all creepers into friendly, rainbow-colored unicorns that drop glitter instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by sparkles and rainbows while playing Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Get your groove on with skeletons, zombies, and even the Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join KOZOOOOOOO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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CraftyMotorSport Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a NASCAR race? Look no further! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a street circuit in Detroit. Join us for epic races, crazy events, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.
From MotoGP madness to NASCAR chaos, we’ve got it all. Imagine racing through the streets of Detroit, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Or revving your engines at the Nürburgring, trying to outmaneuver your opponents while avoiding exploding TNT blocks.
But that’s not all – we’ve even got a special Sprint Race event at the Autodromo Internazionale del Mugello. Picture this: speeding around the track, trying to beat the clock and claim victory before the sun sets on your pixelated world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of racing like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen on the track – they love to teleport in front of you at the worst possible moment. See you at the finish line!

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Get ready to lose nation wars on Celestria – where Earth is flat and SMP means Serious Minecraft Pranks

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The World Of Celestria Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical
Gameplay Focus	Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, Pvpers
Features	Create nations, join nations, form cults or religions, create guilds and businesses

Join Us Now:

https://discord.gg/hJVHnfW8Xq

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, anyone is free to join the server.
What can I do on the server?	You can create your own nation, join existing nations, engage in roleplaying, building, writing lore, and more.
Is PvP a major aspect of the server?	PvP is available but not the main focus of the server.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our Discord server for more information and to connect with other players.

MoreCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to summon the almighty OP by sacrificing a stack of enchanted golden apples and performing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of angry creepers. Legend has it that the OP will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of explosive sheep that can be used to prank unsuspecting players or blow up their bases.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

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